Wednesday, April 18, 2012

An open letter to my threader







Dear lady who does my threading,

I know that when you've finished doing my eyebrows,
it's only good business to ask if I'd like my upper lip done for $1 more,
but when I refuse,
it's probably not necessary to answer with,

"Are you sure??"


Sincerely,

The one who always tips you big.


11 comments:

  1. choked a little bit on my coffee.

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  2. OOOOOOOF!

    The kids were admiring some bathroom mirrors in Bed Bath and Beyond the other day... they had one normal side and one HUGE magnified side. I was like, wow, no way am I *ever* letting one of those in my bathroom. Some things I just don't need to see... :)

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  3. Nothing like being called out by a flawless 20 year old to make me want to revoke my previous post about how awesome it is to be 42.

    I have an even better story: my sister and I went to get leg waxes last year in preparation for a week long beach holiday in Cuba, and one of the ladies kept holding up the strips and saying in an awed voice, "Soooo much hairy!! Ohhhhh, so much hairy!!".

    She didn't get a tip.

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    1. Wow. That's a terrible (and yet kind of awesome) story.

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    2. My sister and I both still laugh at how hilarious it was. (I know that if I had to wax people's legs for a living, I'd be saying a lot weirder things, but most likely behind their backs!)

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  4. HA! Can I just say that you're braver than I am for braving both threading and waxing?? I'm a total weenie and am completely afraid of the pain factor.

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    1. Ummmm, perhaps you don't want to hear this..... but after you've had a baby, everything else that can ever happen to your body is merely a minor discomfort.

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  5. Hilarious! Don't you wish telepathy was actually a reality :)

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    1. Hmmm mm.......but then people would know what I was really thinking, before I edit my words. ;)

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